Dear Wowhead... (Episode 3)

publicado 04/01/2009 a las 14:00 por Malgayne

Dear Wowhead.

For generations my family has been some of Gnomeregan's finest engineers, inventors and demolitions experts. My Great-grandfather was the inventor of the indispensable Polyphonic Sub-Range Anaylyzer! I know right?!

But lately, my thoughts have wandered from electro-spanners and thorium plated thermal adjusters. I have desires... DARK desires. Why, just the other day I was in my father's work shop helping him reconfigure the micro-cog agitator matrix of his spectral reinstantiator when I started thinking how great it would be if I could "summon" forth some worker to walk in from the void and do the work for me.

Aren't Gnomes supposed to be engineers? All this fanciful arcane fascination with fallen magics is wrong isn't it?

Sincerely,

FELing ConfusedarcaneSangre corruptaSangre corrupta

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Comentario de slowcomStop with the firsts... No one cares but you.Comentario de SinespeOh wow ... The innuendo ... It hurts so good ...Comentario de Blackboy0Haha, this one is hilarious :D My favorite out of all the the ones so far. Reminds me of another Blog I read somewhere, just it wasn't about Gnomes and their impulses =P

Great job Malgayne!Comentario de ArgentSunHah, that was a good one.
Although I'd like to point out that gnomes are not growing up fast these days. They are not growing at all, not an inch above their first ft.

Should have told him that his first demons may not be what he had been dreaming of. It takes a while to find the perfect one, and although Imps and Voidwalkers may seem like a good choice for the time being, sooner or later one will find the Succubus, the Fel Hunter...Comentario de Sinespe although Imps and Voidwalkers may seem like a good choice for the time being, sooner or later one will find the Succubus.Comentario de ArgentSunHey, some people develop taste for b*tches, be they human, gnome, or...demon.Comentario de 278043This post was from a user who has deleted their account.Comentario de SinespeHey, some people develop taste for b*tches, be they human, gnome, or...demon.Comentario de LimberoGreat blog!Comentario de 50591This post was from a user who has deleted their account.Comentario de 186808This post was from a user who has deleted their account.Comentario de 281529This post was from a user who has deleted their account.Comentario de 190644This post was from a user who has deleted their account.Comentario de ryokugaGnome puberty woot! Very bizarre hahaha! I was expectting something else until I read "hair in unexpected places" which made me LOL-ed hard :D good work, keep 'em coming plz XDComentario de 273708This post was from a user who has deleted their account.Comentario de QuakeattackI completely agree with Ramen.....mmmm steak-flavored ramen.......the gnome corpses litter my yard ^_^ riddles with arrows GO Blood Elf Hunter!Comentario de ZaviathinRofl, very funny blog.Comentario de 249052This post was from a user who has deleted their account.Comentario de LiambicHahaha, very nice! Keep these up, looking forward to future installments!Comentario de 228325This post was from a user who has deleted their account.

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